George Bush is Training Christian Suicide Bombers in Germany


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Suicide Girl

Would you buy a used car from this man?

Commander in Chief George Bush told 2 BBC reporters that Jesus Christ ordered him to invade Iraq. This would therefore make Jesus Christ the Commander in Chief of the United States. It would also make George Bush a psychotic suffering from auditory command hallucinations.

George Bush publicly announced to the world that he was launching a Crusade. Every Muslim person knows that the Crusades were a thousand years ago when the Pope marched his Christian Army across Europe massacring every Jew in their way, until they stood knee deep in Muslim blood in Jerusalem, reclaiming the Holy Land Israel for Christianity. This would make George Bush a psychotic with delusions of grandeur who thinks that he was elected Pope. So far Pope Bush has conquered Afghanistan and Iraq, and he is now threatening to conquer Syria and Iran on his way to meet Jesus in Jerusalem as he descends from Heaven on his flying white horse. Like the Pope, George Bush believes that he is infallible, incapable of error and so he ignores the desires of every other American except for Fred and Doris Ziffel.

In 2002 Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud of Saudi Arabia repeatedly called upon George Bush not to invade Iraq. Prince Saud said in Feb. 2002, “Regime change will come with the destruction of Iraq. You are solving one problem and creating five more problems. There has never been in the history of the world a country in which a regime change happened at the bayonets of guns that has led to stability. Our worry now is the new emerging Christian fundamentalism in the United States and in the west. Fundamentalism in our region is on the wane. There, it’s in the ascendancy. That’s the threat.”

Religious Fundamentalism means religious beliefs which follow the literal words of the Bible. Literal means following the exact words word for word. Literal means following the words in their ordinary meaning, not their figurative or symbolic or metaphorical meaning. Jesus said, “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the Earth; I have not come to bring peace but a sword…Whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. He that findeth his life shall lose it and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it.” (Matt. 10:34-39). This means that the way to Heaven is by blowing yourself up for Jesus.

The U.S. Seventh Army Training Command is located in Grafenwoehr Germany. Grafenwoehr is just north east of Nuremburg Germany. From Nuremburg you take highway A9 north and make a right at B470 to Grafenwhoehr. The L.A. Times reported today that according to a new study, thin people are more likely to commit suicide than obese people. The Taliban have known this for years and this is why they have a waiting list of 10,000 people volunteering to blow themselves up for Allah in order to go to Heaven. The question is, “Are the Christian people going to the same Heaven as the Muslim people or are there two Heavens?”


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